fuck-i-just

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

poselikeateam

Why does this not have any notes?

agentgreenfishy

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

operameister

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

x-crystal-forests-x

taylermisener  you should’ve done this when that guy called you

trucvm-blog

omg i’ve done this before. whenever i get calls from someone i don’t know i answer by saying something along the lines of “this is jimmy’s sperm shack; you jack it, we pack it. may i take your order?”