Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
taylermisener you should’ve done this when that guy called you
omg i’ve done this before. whenever i get calls from someone i don’t know i answer by saying something along the lines of “this is jimmy’s sperm shack; you jack it, we pack it. may i take your order?”